Facebook = Facepalm

GIRLS!

I see this once every few days - statuses which fail so bad.

I will now decipher the hidden meanings behind each one.

- Fuck guys! all they do is use and abuse, maybe i should do the same!

to - ‘I don’t care about myself I’ll sleep round so yes, I am most likely a slut’

- Can’t wait to see that special someone, out with the old in with the new

to - ‘I don’t actually have anyone, but I just finished fucking a guy 2 days ago and I want a trade in’

- Bitch you aint shit i’ll take you on

to - ‘I will put this status here to scare you, even though I wont put your name incase you do smack me over’

…many instances such as these are posted each day and it makes me facepalm